2007 season
Hawks on the HuntAlready Josh Thurgood and Matt Little have been delisted, while Richie Vandenberg, Ben Dixon, Joel Smith have retired. Of 40 players in an AFL side losing 5 is 12.5% - which is a fair whack.
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BEAKS BASH BREAK MY BALLS!Was it my imagination or could I have played a better first half stoned, drunk, and naked with my pants around my ankles while recieving a blow job from Pamela Anderson?
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Game on.And they only played three quarters. The first quarter they were a nervous, unsettled, error ridden mess. They couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn. They didn’t chase, they had a one focus forward line and really, they deserved to be five goals down at ¼ time. It was like the 90’s all over again.
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all you need to know about painPain. There is one thing I want to know. Who was on that Port Adelaide player who was on their half forward line who kicked the ball to the guy who
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DONT SHOOT THE MESSENGEROver the weekend I went away to the countryside and I had a deep think about these allegations. As my flatulence dissolved into the atmosphere, these allegations melted from my conscience, and I saw the truth.
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4 Reasons why the hawks can win the premiershipAs we march towards the finals it will prove the Hawks the 90’s to be a distant memory. In tune with the modern game and free of the past, we will march into September with our heads held high.
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Here we goHere we go here we go here we go, here we go here we go-o here we go-o. Here we go here we go here we go, here we go-o o o.
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Hawks better than PredictedIf Hawthorn has Boyle, Osborne, Franklin, Roughead in the forward line, as well as Smith, Brown and Croad in the backline, then they can and will win the premiership.
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Hawks can still bomb!
Hawthorn dispatched with a disapointing Essendon, using them as a whipping boy to get their running game going again.
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Hawks in SeptemberSo, after this Sunday, when the Hawthorn goose is well and truly cooked by the Dons, why not try something new and interesting this September.
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Line upBut if you get the bulls-eye ladies and gentlemen, you walk away with their finals chances. That's right folks, line up line up. Hawthorns finals chances on offer, ladies and gentlemen, line up, one dollar for three shots...
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Kangaroo StewHawks need to win against the Kangaroos to maintain their position on the AFL ladder
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Vandenberg's Veggie BurgerRichie Vandenberg feeds Josh Thurgood Veggie Burgers
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Boyle on the BurstTim Boyle, Buddy Franklin and Jarryd Roughead make an unbeatable forward line.
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Hawks awake from beauty sleep only to find they are an ugly toad.Hawks wake up from beauty sleep to find ugly toad
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Hawks Lance BoyleHawthorn forward line needs lance-boyle combination
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HAWTHORN MINCE PIES. NOW SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPENHawthorn beat collingwood, but now have to sleep with one eye open
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Hawks Tropical PiesHawthorn beat collingwood in the surrounds of brawls in the Lower Plenty Hotel.
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Hawks Climb Bean StalkHawthorn beat Collingwood, but the old players are crocks!
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More Info on Hawthorn's Tropical SeptemberThe squwaker expects the hawthorn football club to be in bali come finals time.
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Where’s Josh Thurgood?Where’s Josh Thurgood? Since the nuggety defender came into unfortunate contact with Mathew Lloyd’s arm brace we have seen neither hide nor hare of him.
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HAWTHORN PHENOMENON STRANGER THAN A THREE-HEADED HEADLESS HORSEMAN.Perhaps squawker should gently break the news to his family that the September holidays are officially off, cause he's got some business to take care of....
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Hawks Overpower Overpriced CarltonCarlton wanted to be someone's bitch, and Hawthorn just answered the call.
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Hawk's Tropical SeptemberSquawker looks at finals prospects for the Hawthorn Football Club
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Granny takes to the airAs one born in the 1930s I have come late to AFL, especially to Hawthorn.
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Hawk Talk AwkwardThe squawker says hawthorn should boycott the idea of the finals
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BUBBLE BUBBLE, BOYLE AND TROUBLE.Supporters of the Hawthorn football club are getting excited at the prospect of finals and turn to the classics for answers
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Don't mention the S word.Hawthorn Supporters are weary to mention the finals and what we are doing in September
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Better Bored than BeatenBeauty is in the eye or the beholder in the case of the squawker
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HAWKS BORE SAINTS INTO SUBMISSIONHawthorn had an ugly win over st kilda round 8 2007. Unattractive, a win is still good for the club
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Trent Croad's EarThe Squawker pipes up to curry attention from the Hawthorn Football Club
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Fickle hawks need to toughen up.The Hawk Eye cracks his nana at the Hawthorn Football Club's insipid performance against Freemantle on the weekend.
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Hardwick Bitch Slaps BatemanDamian Hardwick prefers the hard nut Ben McGlynn to Chance Bateman and any of the Hawthorn Football Club's new millennium metrosexuals.
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WilliamsAn out there piece of writing from a vocal Hawthorn Supporter
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HAWKS PASS WIND ON CATSHawks thrash cat - go hawks!
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Desperation Without ClassArticle review
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Sam Says I CanArticle review featuring Sam Mitchell
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Hawks able to take candy from a baby.Nothing and noone can escape as the The Hawks Eye sees all.
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No Shame in the Hand of VictoryHawthorn Players recognise the crowd in Monday's round 2 victory over Melbourne at the MCG
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Hawks need Lethal injection.The Call for Leigh Mathews - Leathal Lee - to return home to the Hawks and lead us to Glory
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Confusion in Over CoachingSupporters fear that the Hawthorn Football Club Coaching Staff has lost their way
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Flood at the GABBAHawthorn vs Brisbane round 1 2007
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No Joy for Weary SupportersRound one against Brisbane at the Gabba was a disgraceful way to open the 2007 premiership season
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Jacobs' Brave ReturnRefomed Bomber Danny Jacobs set to make a brave return to footy in round one at the GABBA
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Small Fish in a Big Pondforum is open - 1 blogs